Wednesday, June 1, 2011

If a guy ever asks you over to his place on a first date, don't do it.

This happened to me on two separate occasions.  In hindsight I realize that it was obviously a terrible idea.  Anyway, when I first signed up for this website, a couple of guys asked me to come over to their place and watch a movie.  Since I'm not a total idiot (but still, admittedly, kind of an idiot), I managed to convince both of them to meet somewhere public first before we actually watched the movie, just so I could scope them out beforehand.  After I decided that they probably weren't serial killers, I did agree to watch a movie with them.  This was a mistake.  Both times.

The first one made no attempt at subtlety, and he actually tried to grab my boobs during the movie.  Right about that time, I just so happened to remember that I had "something important to do the next morning," so I made my escape as quickly as possible.

Uh... yeah.

The other guy at least finished watching the movie with me before he straight up asked me, "So, do you want to fuck?" 

Nope, but thanks for the offer, I guess.  (?!)  Ew.

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