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Do you guys want to see my Plenty of Fish profile?  You don't have to be signed in to see it, and I'm totally not embarrassed to show it to you.  I have no shame about this.  Check it out:  http://www.plentyoffish.com/member26866418.htm

Do you know what's really fun to do, too?  Click on some of the profiles of other girls and be really judgmental about them.  I do it all the time.  It seems that there is a negative correlation between the ability to spell properly and how much cleavage they show in their profile pictures.  Interestingly, the same thing thing goes for guys who show pictures of their abs and/or biceps.

Also, I have completely lost count of the number of guys who have sent me messages specifically looking for one night stands.  I usually don't respond (duh), but sometimes it's too hilarious and I can't resist.  Like one guy who initiated contact with me by asking if I wanted a... how should I say this... purely carnal relationship.  However, his profile said that he was seeking a long-term relationship.  I responded by alerting him to the incongruity between his profile and the intent in the message he was sending to me.  I also suggested that he might be committing false advertisement.  I used words and phrases that I learned in law school.  Weird, he never wrote back.